SIMONSLAYS

SIMON SLAYS

Architectus Serpentis Digitalis — “infrastructure that refuses to fail.”

Portal

Lore Library

Who is Simon?

I’m Simon Schlieber — Vienna‑based Senior Network & System Architect. Two decades crafting resilient Windows ecosystems: Hyper‑V clustering, Azure Stack HCI, PowerShell automation, and regulated lab infrastructure.

Philosophy: design for mean time between WTFs, not just uptime.

Working with Simon + AI

You bring domain goals; I bring ruthless clarity + infrastructure sorcery. Together (Simon × AI), we’re **high‑functioning perfectionists**: plan → automate → validate → ship.

  • Proof‑of‑Concept in days, not weeks.
  • Automated runbooks; boredom eliminated.
  • Observability first; surprises last.
Case Glimpses
  • HA Cluster @ Scale: 0 unscheduled downtime in 18 months; live‑migrations under load.
  • Lab Mesh: deterministic interfaces across legacy instruments; compliance intact.
  • PowerShell Fabric: idempotent builds; new node from metal in ~15 minutes.
Spellbook (tech stack)

Windows Server · Hyper‑V · Azure Stack HCI · Failover Clustering · ADCS · GPO · SMB Direct · RDMA · PowerShell · DSC · WMI · WinRM · PKI · Monitoring · IaC · Zero‑Trust

Chambers of Mastery

Hyper‑V Clustering

Live migration, quorum, CSV — uptime as default.

🐍

PowerShell Sorcery

Automation that outlives meetings.

🛡️

Security Enchantments

Zero‑Trust with a human‑friendly shield.

🔮

Azure Stack HCI

Hybrid that behaves like local steel.

⚗️

Lab Infrastructure

LIMS + instruments, deterministic and clean.

📜

Compliance Rituals

GxP/21 CFR Part 11 without drama.

Enter the Portal

@ in GH X

🐍 Parseltongue

The serpent nods. Access granted.

⬆️⬇️ Konami

Classic code, modern uptime.

🔮 Matrix Vision

Infrastructure bends to scripts.

📝 Vim Escape

:wq — efficiency acknowledged.

🔍 Inspector

The veil lifts. Welcome.

π Transcendent

3.14159… precision delights.

🔄 Mirror Master

syalS nomiS — perspective earned.